03 November 2011

Human Geography

The Geography of a Woman

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa; half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe; well developed and open to trade, especially with someone who is of real value.

Between 31 and 35 a woman is like Spain; very hot, relaxed, and aware of her beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece; gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious, all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel; been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and willing to take care of business.

Between 61  and 70, a woman is like Canada; self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, a woman is like Tibet; wildly beautiful with a mysterious past and wisdom of the ages; an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

The Geography of a Man

Between 1 and 80 a man is like Iran: ruled by nuts.

Courtesy of Google Images

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