The Geography of a Woman
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa; half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe; well developed and open to trade, especially with someone who is of real value.
Between 31 and 35 a woman is like Spain; very hot, relaxed, and aware of her beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece; gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious, all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel; been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and willing to take care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada; self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, a woman is like Tibet; wildly beautiful with a mysterious past and wisdom of the ages; an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
The Geography of a Man
Between 1 and 80 a man is like Iran: ruled by nuts.
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